If you lie awake at night pondering Joan Crawford's vag (I know I have,) relief is on the way. As part of a new stage show about her allegedly abusive
meal ticket adoptive mother, CHRISTINA will include home movies of the eternal star cavorting in the buff. It's no secret Crawford was an exhibitionist (and a big horndog,) what's incredible is that she never destroyed the movies before her death.
I predict that when it's revealed, it will usher in a new era of world peace.